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What is Milli Vanilli theme making?

According to Jonathan Neal's Alliterated Dictionary of Natural Selection it is "The act or process of designing admirable and successful graphical interfaces for the Liferay product with an infamous, immediate and inevitable revelation of un-originality brought upon the user".  In short, this means that these are fully functional themes for the Liferay product, ...

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Google Personal

"I'm Feeling Liferay!"

Known in the hood as elGoogle (say it), the distinctive feel of a Google Personalized Homepage is a perfect match to the similar functionality found in the Liferay product.  Many binary scholars have argued that Liferay's portlet arranging interface is light years ahead of big G, albeit a tad struck with divitis.

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DIGG EFFECT

"Steve Jobs, Ron Paul, and Lolcats sold separately."

Do you ever feel like you're "tha man", but you're also secretly "the man"?  Well, have we got a theme for you!  As defined by Jonathan Neal's Alliterated Dictionary of Natural Selection, this theme is guaranteed to "fulfill your grandest and greatest aspirations of an authentic grassroots action."

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THE SUPER MARIO BROS

"We're sorry Mario, but the Princess is in another portlet."

Nothing is better than smashing disfigured fungus, collecting airborne monetary, and picking up flower power ups by kicking turtle shells into radiating boxes, except for having in website form, with sounds.  Did you hear that?  You will, because it has sounds.  I kid you not.  I know.  You're looking for the download.  I know.  Calm down.  Listen.  No.  No, I know your wiimote isn't doing anything, I know.  Listen, you're hyperventilating.  It's okay.  We're here for you.

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SONY CREATIVE

"Now with less rootkit!"

Just when you thought every fanboy had been covered, I went and made a Sony theme.  If I wasn't writing html, I'd be mixing fat beats in ACID, and editing my own show in VEGAS.

Now, these are all real themes, and you should be able to easily find them in your plug-ins repository, that is, once I've beat our legal department in a single elimination game of handball.